Short 30 Second Idea involving a sawn off shot gun

[Chance1234]

just thought i would throw this to the forum, currently have a nice sideline in the manufacturing of firearms and putting together a small reel, which demonstrates our fantastic abilitys. Doing it in the form of short "fantasy" Trailers. Theres going to be a spoof vietnam trailer, a spoof cop trailer, and i also have a sawn off shot gun which was thinking of doing some sort of monster hunter! clip... but i thought i would appeal to your creative sides and see if anyone can come up with some ideas

btw the gun looks something like this,




<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 14, 2004 09:44 AM: Message edited by: Chance1234 ]</font>

[Spunkey1pestic]

Who is the audience? Like, who are you trying to grab with the teaser?


First thought:
A wild west show down...

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 14, 2004 09:51 AM: Message edited by: Spunkey1pestic ]</font>

[Chance1234]

People who want us to make guns for or hire guns too.

[Spunkey1pestic]

Cool:



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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 14, 2004 10:03 AM: Message edited by: Spunkey1pestic ]</font>

[Chance1234]

the idea behind the reel, is show off the range of guns in a film situation then afterwards a second reel plays showing how it was done,
"behold the amazing bendy remmington 870!!!"

part of the reason im buying the boat, as i need workshop space. currently i have two people working from a east end london flat currently gassing themselves with chemicals, after i get the boat, they will be able to gas themselves out at sea.

[Spunkey1pestic]

so your seriously becoming a pirate...haaa!!

[Chance1234]

aye, going to fix a little cannon at the front of the boat and also a plank.

[emjen]

They said no man could pull it off.
They were right...

Meet Little John, who's name happens to be like that because, in fact, he is just that.

But what he lacks in height, he gains in massive firepower.

"Little John says 'I may not be old, but I CAN bust a cap in your buttocks!'" out now, on 5ylac productions.

----
I'll give you this idea for free. But if I ever want to rent a gun I'll want one for free, because you owe me one.

[eidde]

you can have this for free (should you really want it :-) )

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CLARA
Johnny Johnny! There are hundreds of them out there.
JOHNNY
God damn it! I knew those government scientists were up to no good.
Didnt I say 'No good will come of this' Didnt I???
CLARA
You did yes
JOHNNY
Arent I always right?
CLARA
um....yes always
JOHNNY
What do you mean 'um'?
CLARA
I just mean, um... yes you are always right Johnny - but what are we going to do?
JOHNNY
Yes, I AM always right (Smiles to self)
CLARA
So why are we locked up in this cabin in the woods? Surrounded by the living dead???
JOHNNY
Hmmm...seemed like a good idea at the time - is there a radio or TV in here?
CLARA
&lt;Switches on TV - static &gt;
The TV's out! THey got the TV!!! What we going to do!!???? THey got the TV?
&lt;she tries different channels - all static - then she find a channel running a Reality Gameshow&gt;
Hey! except 'People In A House'!!! thats still transmitting!
JOHNNY
They must have an independant transmitter. The security's real tight around the 'People In A House'
House.
Can you see a radio?
CLARA
People In A House!!! is still running!!! wow!
I wonder if they know.
At least we can watch that!
JOHNNY
Its not really what I had in mind Clara. I was after the news. .
Im not spending my last day on earth watching People In A House!
Though Zombies might spice it up a bit though.....
Now is there a Radio in here?
MASSIVE CRASH ON DOOR FOLLOWED BY UNDEAD MOANING
JOHNNY
Jesus! Theyre close!
CLARA
No radio. But People In A House is running!!
JOHNNY
Clara theyre just outside the door!
CLARA
Come on Johnny, lets go!
JOHNNY
What? Where?
MORE BANGING ON THE DOOR AND WALLS. THE CABIN SHAKES.
CLARA
The pick up truck - its just outside!
JOHNNY
Clara, its out of fuel
CLARA (sarcastic)
I know Johnny - but there is spare fuel in here...look (points at a petrol can on floor)
JOHNNY
Well Ill be!
You Think we can make it.
CLARA
It looks awfully far
JOHNNY
Im not sure, they look hungry
CLARA
But Johnny you are always right! and I love you you know.
JOHNNY
And I love you Clara, and you know. I think we minght just be able to make it.
CLARA
All you need do is say we can make it, and Ill beleive you! I know we can!
JOHNNY
uh huh? You know kid. I think we can make it!
CLARA
Yeah!
JOHNNY
Yeah!
CLARA
You got your shotgun?
JOHNNY
Right here
CLARA
Then lets go!!!!!

CUT TO
Outside of cabin.
The pair kick the door down and come bursting out of cabin, shotgun blazing. Freeze frame
as per end of Sundance Kid, go to sepia. Sound track continues of gun blazing and
Undead groaning etc....
Beat
Beat
Beat
Beat
Sepia image folds up, screwed up into a ball quickly and dramatically as if a piece of
newspaper, cut to
JOHNNY and CLARA sitting in driving seat of pick up.
JOHNNY Kisses his shotgun.
JOHNNY
Phew! that was close. - lets go;
CLARA GUNS THE ENGINE AND THEY TEAR OFF INTO THE NIGHT, DRIVE OFF INTO THE DISTANCE. AS THE PICK UP
DISAPPEARS INTO THE SHADOWS WE HEAR THEIR VOICES TALKING....
CLARA
'um...Johnny, where we going?'
JOHNNY
Anywhere the night takes us Baby, just you, me, and the old sawnoff here. We'll be OK.....
(even quieter)
CLARA
why did you cut the end off?
JOHNNY
because thats what makes it a sawn off! duh!

THE SCREEN IS BLACK AS NIGHT, EXCEPT A RAGGED BLOOD SPLASHED HAND CLAWS THE AIR IN THE FOREGROUND.
FROM WHERE THE PICK UP DISAPPEARED A PICTURE OFTHE SHOTGUN COMES SPINNING OUT TOWARD THE CAMERA. IT
FREEZES IN FULL VIEW.
CAPTION
'Arms....because you just never know...'

[Chance1234]

wheres the breasts ?

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 14, 2004 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Chance1234 ]</font>